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Little Shop News - April Edition
Welcome to the April 2006 edition of LITTLE SHOP NEWS
NEW STUFF NEW STUFF NEW STUFF!!!!
Everyone knows Yorkies are like potato chips in that you
can’t have just ONE. So what do you do after you adopt your
second Yorkie? Well, it’s time for your very own hand
sculpted and painted figurine featuring not one, but TWO
Yorkies frolicking in the yard, in your choice of seasons.
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/catalog/item/166314/2594414.htm
We have TWO new sets of Pet Stairs and TWO new pet ramps
this month. The UltraLite Pet Stairs are highly portable at
only 10 lbs, yet they will support 250 lbs. They have a
unique design that allows access to the rear seat of a car,
and the sloping treads are easier for small dogs to climb -
especially helpful for Dachshunds.
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/catalog/item/2320879/2594198.htm
Our new DELUXE pet stairs feature furniture-quality
materials and construction. Fashioned from solid hardwoods
(no MDF or veneers), with raised panels and beveled edges,
these stairs allow your pampered pet to reach their
favorite snoozing place in style. The Deluxe Pet Stairs are
functional, too, with a roomy storage compartment under the
top stair tread.
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/catalog/item/2320879/2594186.htm
The EXTRA WIDE Half–Ramp is a great new addition to our
catalog. It is lighter and less expensive than a full-sized
ramp, and works great for mini-vans, couches or other short
elevations. When the extra length of a full-sized ramp just
isn’t needed, the half-ramp is your perfect choice. At only
8 lbs., it’s easy to move around, but it still supports up
to 300 lbs. Take a look at this great new ramp.
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/catalog/item/2321026/2594233.htm
Our Telescoping Pet Ramp II allows pets to safely access
vehicles, furniture, grooming tables, swimming pools and
more! The t-e-l-e-s-c-o-p-i-n-g design is what makes this
ramp so attractive. Adjustable from 39” to 70”, so you can
shorten the ramp when space is limited or when the upper
surface isn’t very high, and fully extend the ramp for
SUV’s, grooming tables, etc. Don’t risk injury to yourself
or your pet! Supports up to 300 lbs, but light enough to
carry comfortably with a convenient carry handle.
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/catalog/item/2321026/2594270.htm
** REMEMBER – Shipping is always FREE at Little Shop of
Terrors
** We NOW have PAYPAL Gift Certificate options on nearly
every page!
Little Shop is proud to announce we now offer fantastic
treats from the Right Tree Barkery!! You can order human
grade treats, like the mini peanut butter cups, directly
from our website at
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/page/page/196904.htm
Wow! Wow! Wow! We have CLEARANCE items. If you like
bargains, be sure to check out all the great stuff we have
at very reduced prices -
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/page/page/2956172.htm
SOMETHING FUN FOR YOU FROM OUR INBOX:
An open letter to Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your
food. All other dishes are mine and contain MY food. Please
note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food
does NOT stake a claim for you…nor do I find it
aesthetically pleasing.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a
racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object.
Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can
run.
I can’t buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I’m
sorry, but don’t think I will sleep on the couch to ensure
your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep, and it’s not necessary to sleep
perpendicular to each other.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the
bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to
close the door behind me, it is not necessary to claw,
whine, bark, meow, attempt to turn the knob, or get your
paw under the edge to try to pull the door open. I must
exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been
using the bathroom for many years, so your attendance is
not necessary.
The proper order is kiss ME, then go smell the other dog or
cat’s butt. I can’t stress this enough.
Love,
Your Master (???)
QUOTABLE QUOTES
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons - James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -
Unknown
WE WANT YOUR TERROR STORIES
If you subscribe to the Little Shop News and you shop at
the Little Shop of Terrors, then you MUST have a little
terror of your own, right? And if you are like every other
Terror Wrangler we know, then you must have a story or two
that others might find humorous, or at the very least a
story that will make others realize maybe THEIR terror
isn’t as bad as YOUR terror and they’ll feel sorry for you.
Heck, maybe it wasn’t even a BAD thing your terror did;
maybe it was a cute thing. We don’t know, but we’d sure
like to hear about it.
Here’s a chance for your little terror to be famous. Please
send us a story or two, tell us what makes your dog a
“terror” and we’ll print a new story each month in the
newsletter. Email - info@littleshopofterrors.citymax.com
TERROR PET PHOTO CONTEST
We need your (next month) entries as soon as possible.
Remember, our contest winner receives their choice of
Peanut Butter Cream treats or Mini Peanut Butter Cup Cakes
from Right Tree Barkery!! Good luck. Check out the treats
winners may choose from:
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/page/page/2942095.htm
As always, Email your photo with name, address & pet’s name
to: info@littleshopofterrors.citymax.com Please limit
picture size to 640x480 pixels.
Vote for entries:
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/page/page/1282126.htm
This month’s contest winner is Jelly Bean, owned by Anji
Nelson. Check out winning photo at
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/page/page/1282126.htm
Congratulations, and be sure to Email us for your prize.
Did you know the Little Shop News is seeking sponsors? If
you have a product or service you’d like to advertise in
our monthly newsletter or on our website, please contact
Darin – dkhprofessional@comcast.net The Little Shop website
gets over 2000 hits a day and our monthly newsletter goes
out to over 200 subscribers. Don’t miss this opportunity to
get in on a great deal for new sponsors.
If you enjoyed this edition of Little Terror News, please
pass it along to all your friends. Be sure to ask them to
sign up for their own copy at
http://www.littleshopofterrors.citymax.com/page/page/196891.htm
If you have comments or questions, please Email
info@littleshopofterrors.citymax.com
If you are interested in advertising with us
Shipping is free at Little Shop of Terrors!!
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